Savage Swords Saturday-Wenching Edition!

Yeah, thats tight. Conan has got that shit locked down! For some reason when ever I think of Conan I can't help but think of a quote from Sin City:

Most people think Marv is crazy. He just had the rotten luck of being born in the wrong century. He'd be right at home on some ancient battlefield swinging an axe into somebody's face. Or in a Roman arena, taking his sword to other gladiators like him. They woulda tossed him girls like Nancy back then.

That makes me chuckle to think of Conan as the Marv of the Hyborian Age. Anyway till next week enjoy your Savage Swords Saturday!

The Return Of Savage Swords Saturday!

Savage Sword Saturdays have returned. Not sure why I stopped in the first place. Anyway my favorite cover were always the ones with the half naked broads on them. Sexist? For sure. But I'm a Dude, and I make no apologies for that. What's weird about this cover is the ninja looking dude. Maybe there were always ninjas in the Hyborian age. Either way I find it kinda neat.

Listen Up You Primitive Screwheads!

Welcome to another edition of Savage Swords Saturday. Today we have this beauty of a cover with Conan getting the drop on a bad ass primate. The only thing that sucks is the missing scantily clad large breasted hot chick.

Savage Swords Saturday: Hear The Lamentations Of Their Woman Edition

Need I say more?

Savage Sword Saturday

So I've never seen this cover before but I like it. It has all the classic elements that I've come to love about these comic book covers. We've got Conan in the classic "I'm ready to kick your ass all over the floor" stance, blades akimbo. Of course we have the hot chick laying in a helpless position on the floor. Though why she's holding a skull and in pig tails is a little weird if you ask me. It almost look like see was sun tanning when all of a sudden a fight just broke out and now she's all upset with the interruption. Lastly we have the obligatory enemy that Conan must face down. Not only do we have some bad ass serpent dudes in armour, we also have some weird headless sorcerer sitting on the throne in the background with his Serpent man high major domo directing the warriors. If that headless sorcerer guy ain't crying out for some stating up in your next D&D campaign I don't really know what to tell you. Till next week enjoy!

 

Savage Swords Saturday

Today I wanted to introduce a new weekly feature, Savage Sword Saturday. I loved these Conan comics as a kid, and I still do today. So every Saturday I'm going to post a new cover. Enjoy.